thotbaby:

*selfie doesn’t get reblogged*
me: im taking a break from tumblr guys!! this website is toxic and bringing me down, i don’t know if I’ll be back but i love all of you :)

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horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

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Nicki Minaj x iHeartRadio music festival

Nicki Minaj x iHeartRadio music festival

#NM  
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I’m angry but I still love you

#NM  
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themobilemovement:

Worst
 

themobilemovement:

Worst

 

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plasticbagvevo:

me and my friend:

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you and your friend:

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#favs  
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wtvrjadley:

kingxreginald:

wtvrjadley:

I HAVE NEVER READ ANYTHING SO ACCURATE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

When was it weird to camp out for a band???

I read this as why people judge fangirls for camping out and adults frown upon it so much but when grown ups queue for an electric device it’s perfectly fine? I camp and it makes me annoyed how people have such a bad overview on it.

wtvrjadley:

kingxreginald:

wtvrjadley:

I HAVE NEVER READ ANYTHING SO ACCURATE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

When was it weird to camp out for a band???

I read this as why people judge fangirls for camping out and adults frown upon it so much but when grown ups queue for an electric device it’s perfectly fine? I camp and it makes me annoyed how people have such a bad overview on it.

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Anonymous: whats happening tomorrow?!

come off anon omg

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Reblog this if you read tags

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deathsofme:

NO CHILL

deathsofme:

NO CHILL

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