sexualfavours:

me fail english? thats unpossible

(Source: colress)

    *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
    Me: Please don't be 6am
    *1;48am*
    Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
    *Shoves face back into pillow*

5SOS performs at the Sound Academy in Toronto. April 19th, 2014
lulz-time:

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

heartbrakegirl:

Even as he's sleeping, his heart beats keep me breathing.
frozenmemes:

“Hey Anna, what are you doing?”
“Oh, just chillin’.”

guy:

mediocr:

If you hate puppies you are a serial killer

if you hate cereal you are a puppy killer